Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex has gone viral over his recently released memoir, Sparein which he confesses to having fantasized about his late mother, Princess Diana, while applying cream to his penis.
“I found the tube, and the minute I opened it, the smell transported me back in time. I thought like my mom was right there in the room, and I took a pinch and I applied it there,” Prince Harry can be heard saying in an audio version of his memoir.
How real is it? pic.twitter.com/D0XSDFqEMG
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) January 11, 2023
Elsewhere in the chapter, the Duke of Sussex explained that he suffered an injury to his nether regions during Prince William’s wedding in 2011, following a charity trip. It was then that a friend suggested a remedy – but the remedy was a cream that her mother once used, and therefore smelled nostalgic.
Listeners quickly took to social media to poke fun at Prince Harry, as well as bring up the late neurologist Sigmund Freud and his theories about a child’s feelings for their parent of the opposite sex.
“Sigmund Freud, you would have liked Prince Harry”, a Twitter user commented.
“RIP Sigmund Freud, you would have had a field day with Prince Harry’s book”, another wrote.
“rest in peace sigmund freud it’s a shame you never got to read ‘spare’ from prince harry, you would have loved to read ‘spare’ from prince harry”, a third said.
That’s not how you write on a broken penis. https://t.co/CMNFYoTevf
— Gary Shteyngart (@Shteyngart) January 12, 2023
“The FBI couldn’t get this information from me. [for real]”, another Twitter user reacted.
“I’ve never slid a video so fast,” another tweeted.
“When Does Spare Open on Broadway?” another one joked.
“Oh my GODDDD LMAO how is this not satire”, another Twitter user laughed.
“Okay guys is this a joke?? Tell me this is a joke. This must be a prank. This can’t be real,” another echoes.
“nothing could have prepared me for this”, another Twitter user disclosed.
“This just ruined my day,” another wrote.
“WTF I WILL HEAR. MY PEEN AND MY MOTHERS LIPS IN THE SAME SENTENCE,” another Twitter user exclaimed.
“What the fuck?! Is this seriously real? What a freak, why would you say that to the world?!” another one request.
Memoirs of Prince Harry, Sparewas released on Tuesday.
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